More Integrity Than CEOs Hoodie
My Dog Has More Integrity Than CEOs
Let’s be honest—your dog wouldn’t crash the economy and ask for a bonus.
While billionaires dodge accountability & lack compassion for humankind, our pups show up with loyalty, love, and zero shady backdoor deals. They share their toys, protect their pack, and don’t lie for profit.
This tee says: I stand with compassion, not corruption.
If your CEO can’t match the heart of a rescue mutt, we’re not interested.
Wear it proud. Bark at greed. Praise the goodest souls. 🐾💼🚫
Product features
- 100% cotton for solid colors; polyester blend for Athletic Heather for added comfort.
- Dropped shoulder design ensures a relaxed and stylish fit.
- Durable construction with double needle stitching for longevity.
- Soft, airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness.
- Tear-away label for added comfort against the skin.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean