More Integrity Than CEOs (New Tee)
My Dog Has More Integrity Than CEOs
Let’s be honest—your dog wouldn’t crash the economy and ask for a bonus.
While billionaires dodge accountability & lack compassion for humankind, our pups show up with loyalty, love, and zero shady backdoor deals. They share their toys, protect their pack, and don’t lie for profit.
This tee says: I stand with compassion, not corruption.
If your CEO can’t match the heart of a rescue mutt, we’re not interested.
Wear it proud. Bark at greed. Praise the goodest souls. 🐾💼🚫
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape for lasting wear.
- Side seams provide structural support and shape retention.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back, preventing stretching.
- Crafted from 100% cotton for ultimate comfort and breathability.
- Lightweight fabric perfect for all-season wear.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat